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dumbpidity 

Dumbpidity is the act of being really fucking dumb and stupid.
If you asked me how Joe could possilby make that horrible decision I would say it was just pure dumbpidity.

Joe acts as though he has a PhD in dumbpidity.
dumbpidity by CuGirl March 10, 2011

dumpity dump 

A person;
annoyingly pathetic and incredibly tedious in nature,
branded by their colleagues as a "dumpity dump".

Causes fellow non-dumpities to go mad, due to their unbearable antics.

Typically low self-esteemed/monotone and in denial of their squareness.

Uses expressions such as
"well, I wouldn't say so!" or
"WELL I'm sorry that I forgot! Accidents happen!"
ALL OF THE TIME.

Thinks he's gaining cool-points when he mentions Van Halen! and Aerosmith! on his ipod.

Shares pointless information on the phone with you after you mention you have to go.

Has terrible table manners, clickity clanging his spoon in his cereal, slurping to his heart's delight thinking he's the only person who can hear it. Licking each finger individually (with sound included) after smacking his fucking lips during a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Slurped down by a glass of milk of course. Great!

A really big dumpity dump.

Girl1: GOD. My Step-Dad is such a dumpity dump.
Girl2: Why? Whats a dumpity..?
Girl1: .. he just is!
dumpity dump by d3v0 July 11, 2006

Dumbicity 

A noun. Most basic meaning is that of being of the utmost quality of being dumb (as in stupid dumb, not can't talk dumb).
That Hanh girl is so smart, no dumbicity at all in her!
Dumbicity by Senz88 February 24, 2010

dupidty doo

An event which occurs shortly after you snag some sloppy greasy bar gash, take her to your house, and fuck her stupid. You then tell her you need a ride to the store for candy, proceed to the vehicle with her and then unexpectedly dash back into your house, slam the door and lock it as loud as you can. Shut the lights off and pretend you're not home. Maybe result in a public disturbance and the police being called.
Oh my god I pulled the dupidty doo last night on this fat slob at 3 in the morning! Holy shit you should've seen the look on her tear soaked face!!

Dumbinity 

a cross between dumb and infinity
I know americans are stupid, but even they would boggle at the sheer dumbinity hymartin displays
Dumbinity by wotmate December 9, 2008

dumbitity 

A state of inane circumstance similar to stupidity but without as much sophistication and urbanity.
The dumbitity in American politics is worse than a Hanna Barbera cartoon.stupid
dumbitity by brianfest January 13, 2010