An event which occurs shortly after you snag some sloppy greasy bar gash, take her to your house, and fuck her stupid. You then tell her you need a ride to the store for candy, proceed to the vehicle with her and then unexpectedly dash back into your house, slam the door and lock it as loud as you can. Shut the lights off and pretend you're not home. Maybe result in a public disturbance and the police being called.
Oh my god I pulled the dupidty doo last night on this fat slob at 3 in the morning! Holy shit you should've seen the look on her tear soaked face!!
by switch and the kiiiiiiiidddddd July 10, 2011