dump and jump 

term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback

They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.

dump and jump by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010

jump and dump 

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

jump and dump by Sketchy S November 5, 2017