dumassphobia

Often mistaken for a form of social anxiety Dumassphobia is the fear of being socially trapped with stupid people, for instance, at parties

I went to a Halloween party where the clique started talking about spiritual control of the establishment, always requiring 'blood'and being a negative force but that the universe being energetic was therefore like a battery and had to subsequently have a positive side as well. Also that viruses are no kind of life and therefore cannot be contagious. they relied upon pseudoscience to talk a pseudo intellectual banter. I left, quietly, because I have the condition: dumassphobia

dumassphobia by VapourTrail October 31, 2021

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dumbassphobia

The fear of dumbasses

Me: i have dumbassphobia
friend: *appears*
Me: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

dumbassphobia by SaucyBumBiscuits February 7, 2021

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dumasaphobia

1) A morbid fear of dumbass people.

Ted can't even turn on Fox News without having a panic attack because he suffers from dumasaphobia.

dumasaphobia by The Anti-dumbass August 31, 2010

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Dumasaphobia

Afraid that you may become a dumb ass.

I thought to myself, I hope I don't catch that disease dumasaphobia that's spreading around

Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024

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Dumasaphobia

The fear of stupid people

I thought I might catch the dumasaphobia if I hung out with my stupid cousin Eugene

Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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