Dueceadile 

A turd that resembles that of a crocodile. Porous enough to float, but heavy enough that half of it is submerged, much like the eyes of a crocodile peeking through the water.

Ah man, I just shat a dueceadile.

Dueceadile by KojakR January 26, 2015

chunk up a duece 

To throw up the peace sign.

"Chunk up a Duece Nigga"

chunk up a duece by Bobbly July 16, 2006

Duece Mitten 

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

Duece Mitten by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

drop a duece 

Take a shit

"Hurry up and get out of the bathroom, I gotta drop a duece real bad!"

drop a duece by diskid November 11, 2003

duece duece 

22 pistle

duece duece by b yon May 1, 2003

chuck da duece 

To throw the piece sign when leaving. The index and middle fingers are shaken back and forth.

As I left the party with my girl, I chuck da duece to my friends.

chuck da duece by MisterMehoff May 30, 2005

duecebumps 

The goosebumps you get when either holding in a massive poop or fighting that same massive poop

eaahhh dude i just got duecebumps from this beast

duecebumps by MTrill March 9, 2009