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If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
"If boy's had uterus's they'd be called duterus's" Tina Belcher
duterus by buttsrkewl April 8, 2015
A uterus which is incapable of producing female offspring.
She had so many sons her duderus was like a circus clown car.
Duderus by Dr Phlebas May 30, 2016
When boys have a uterus
"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"
Duderus by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.
There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
Used when predicting what could happen if dudes had a uterus.
I wonder what a male uterus would be called.
Duh! It's called a duterus.
duterus by 882000 October 21, 2014