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Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

Mucky duck foot 

When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.
Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.
Mucky duck foot by Douski May 8, 2023

Triple Footed Duck Fucked 

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,
When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

duckfoot 

The condition brought about by excessive heat and humidity, where the scrotal sack sticks to the inner thighs and upon spreading one's legs, the skin stretches, like the webbed foot of a duck... (Similar to batwing)

Females can also suffer from this condition, depending on the amount of dangling labial flesh they have. In this case, the condition is referred to as 'platypus foot'
"It is so hot and humid out today, I have got the worst case of duckfoot."
duckfoot by DuckWrangler June 21, 2008

duckfoot 

Prison name for a life sentence or sometimes a nickname for someone serving a life sentence.
Bubba: Who's that new-cock on "D" block?
Clyde: They be callin' him Duckfoot. I guess he's doin' a life sentence.
duckfoot by Bangy January 7, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026