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fuck a duck and give it a buck 

something to say when it all goes wrong
guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

Lame Duck A'Lorange 

When a particularly orange president loses an election toward his second term and can't admit that he's lost. Instead throwing a massive tantrum on twitter like the loser he is.
Donnny: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Jeff, mocking him: "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
- The Lame Duck A'Lorange in his natural habitat, being jeered by his natural predator: a voter who knows how to count.

Suck a duck ass 

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”
1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

Duck and a half 

the ugliest girl in a place or group
Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever
Duck and a half by Y.P.24 May 12, 2008

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

fuck a duck and see what hatches 

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!