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85.
A wonderful bird, and the best kind of bird in the world.
Known for its "Duck Feet" (webbed feet), Waterproof feathers, Bill (a flat, rounded beak), and ledgendary and heartwarming "Quack". Ducks are also known as "waterfoul".
Ducks are known to have two diffrerent kinds of bills, both of which have many different variaties, all of which have small notches on the side called "Lamellae".
A) Shoveller
B) Dabbler
The "Shoveller" is for ducks that dive for thier food. They are longer and wider for sifting insects, snails and seeds out of the mud. Some shovellers are longer are longer and thinner with a sawlike edge to catch fish. This kind of beak is known to "Sea Ducks"
The "Dabbler" Is a short, broad, Bill, Used for eating plants and insects and even things they can get in the water from "Up-Ending" (flipping upside down and extending their necks underwater, actually very comical to watch)
There are many different kinds of Ducks all around.
"Pearching Ducks" (known to enjoy perching in trees and being very colerful)
"Stiff-Tailed" Ducks, "Pochard" Ducks, Ect...
To conclude, anybody whom does not like Ducks is mentally Ill and probably likes men and or Women with testicles. Ducks are symbols of Love, Happieness and Bathtime.
Kaylee Loves To Bathe with her many lovable rubber ducks.

Micheal likes to watch the ducks "Up-End" for food

Kaylee and Micheal Like to Hold Hands and feed the ducks bread.
by Billard May 12, 2007
 
1.
A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"
Duck: "Quack..."
by Simon April 12, 2004
 
2.
Something to do if Dick Cheney is around.
"Duck!"

"No, Quail!"
by J.M.R.x2 April 24, 2006
 
3.
A herb, dork, geek, nerd, etc.

also) pussy, wimp, loser
You are a fucking duck.
by John Smif March 24, 2006
 
4.
That thing you yell after you see somebody get hit in the head.
Person A: *gets smacked in the head by a football*
Person B: "...DUCK!"
by Soupy September 21, 2006
 
5.
A group of ugly broads
"Jay,you go to the club last night?"

"Yea,wasnt nothin but ducks there,so i went over melyssa house to get a deluxe"

"Sho Nuff"
by Jayzahn November 25, 2004
 
6.
Short for dumb fuck. Someone who is being particularly annoying as rather dense.
I think that Molly is a duck
by blackpanther1020 July 11, 2008
 
7.
1. An animal
2. Someone who isn't very clever.
3. Thrusting your body towards the ground.
1. The duck went quack.
2. That person is a duck for snorting smarties.
3. Dick Cheney! Duck!
by gamerlex February 20, 2010