douche stick 

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.

Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!

douche stick by TheRealReal March 14, 2014

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

Douche Dick Fuck Stick by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

douche shtick 

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.

Your life is one great big douche shtick

douche shtick by Erin E. May 2, 2008

Douchestickery

The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.

Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!

Douchestickery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

douchestick 

Variant of dipstick. An utterly ineffective boob - someone who always manages to foul up in clutch situations.

I was wide open in the end zone! Why didn't you throw me the ball, douchestick?

douchestick by lardlad February 15, 2007

Sticky Douche

When a man cums inside a woman and lets it sit there and dry. Then before she showers she gets cum in her again flushing out the old dry cum.

Hey you wont believe my girl let me give her a sticky douche this morning.

Sticky Douche by RHINO1289 August 22, 2016

douchestick 

Another euphemism for the penis, cock, manroot. As in, douching someone with your douchestick.

Oh Baby, I'm really douching you out with my douchestick.

Yeah, you like that hard douching, sit back on my douchestick.

douchestick by chinrest October 20, 2011