Douche and a half 

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").

person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.

Douche and a half by Sticknit2ya February 10, 2017

Douche and a half 

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

Douche and a half by Mama lama July 30, 2018

duce and a half 

big six wheeled truck used by the military, also called a 6 by later to be replaced by the 7 ton

hey Corpral where is the duce and a half? you know that big pos gunny want me to take to the flight line and pick up the new boots in!

duce and a half by roughriddingcleatus March 28, 2011