dryptosaurus 

Nobodies' favorite dinosaur since 1866.

Have you ever even heard of Dryptosaurus?

dryptosaurus by Laelaps October 3, 2017

drapoon 

A fusion of the words dramaless and poontan to create a clever single word to define what does not exist.

Me: Man I need to get laid
You: Yeah, but you dont want to touch her bro, shes got so much drama.
Me: Yeah, I need some drapoon.

drapoon by too_rad_4_u April 9, 2008

drypole 

When a girl (or guy) gives a handjob but provides little to no enthusiasm and therefore the recipient is left with no natural lube, making for a less pleasurable/oft painful expirience.

Person 1: i was out with hannah last night... Took her back to my house...

Person 2: woah! Did you get some?!

Person 1: she gave me a handjob, but it was pretty timid... I had drypole the whole time!

Person 2: oooooouch!

drypole by Ckhemikal July 13, 2014

Drpoopking 

When a doctor (regardless of medical degree or not) has severe diarrhea and throws it at a king (preferably of the UK) then they are a Drpoopking

He was a real Drpoopking

Drpoopking by Drpoopking November 2, 2022

drypod 

When your ipod starts to repeat songs you've already listened to. Especially common with ipod shuffles or in work situations.

Can someone please change the music? I'm fed up of listening to this drypod.

drypod by vixvixvix February 26, 2009

drynoodling

To drynoodle: the act of eating a noodle-based instant snack meal without first adding boiling water. Likely causes of drynoodling are impatience, hunger and forgetfulness.

Bill: How was your meal?

Ted: Not good. I was in a rush so I had to drynoodle it.

Bill: You've got to quit drynoodling, it's going to kill you!

Ted: I know, have you got any water?

drynoodling by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

daypoobermentablazalism 

to be happy during the day; a state of daytime happiness

I am full of daypoobermentablazalism!

daypoobermentablazalism by Hairy Balzonia May 1, 2006