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When a girl (or guy) gives a handjob but provides little to no enthusiasm and therefore the recipient is left with no natural lube, making for a less pleasurable/oft painful expirience.
Person 1: i was out with hannah last night... Took her back to my house...

Person 2: woah! Did you get some?!

Person 1: she gave me a handjob, but it was pretty timid... I had drypole the whole time!

Person 2: oooooouch!
drypole by Ckhemikal July 13, 2014
Related Words
drypod dripod drybody drypo drypole
When an ipod only has a few songs or no songs at all because the person that bought it blew their whole wad on the ipod and has no cash to buy any music.
Hey can I borrow your ipod? You mean my dripod? I don't have any cash left to buy music.
dripod by patty o'furniture September 5, 2007
Drunken typo. The unique dialect of those IMing whilst drunk.
Person #1: It's wuite accurate
Person #1: *quite
Person #2: lol drypo
drypo by Kalimaya September 9, 2010
The literal embodiment of racism, faggotness and generally being a honest-to-goodness cunt.
"That guy over there is such a drybody"
drybody by Wurm fgt June 21, 2017
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026