dry willy

when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy.

jennys asleep... lets give her the old dry willy. then we can bitchslap that ho

by click January 18, 2003

Dry Willie

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.

He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.

by Chris Schreck May 14, 2006

Dry willie

A disappointing dick pic.

Joey sent me the most gross dry willie last night when I asked him for a dick pic.

by AgentBanana April 27, 2015

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011