batting a dry one

when you either have sex or a wank and nothing comes out

i had three wanks today and the last one i was batting a dry one, nothing came out

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Wedge in a dry one

To insert a penis or other body part into an unaroused orifice, using no lubricant of any kind. Painful and uncomfortable for the recipient.

He woke me up in the middle of the night when he tried to wedge in a dry one without a drop of lube.

by Nolubeneeded June 23, 2022

suck one dry

To suck a penis and after climax she/he swallows and gets every drop.

SOD = Suck One Dry. Rick will suck one dry because he is a PAB (Pussy Ass Bitch).

by SOD-U-PAB January 17, 2014