Dry hand job 

It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.

I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.

Dry hand job by BlackoutSession July 12, 2009

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub 

When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.

Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.

Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.

Wet Hand Alaskan Dry Rub by Darklordbunnies May 20, 2022

Dry-Handed 

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

Dry-Handed by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Dry Handed 

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!

It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.

Dry Handed by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007

extra dry handjob

No lube no spit just skin on skin making the most friction as possible

I gave him his first extra dry handjob, he loved it!

extra dry handjob by Sts#1 September 8, 2017

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

dry handy by Matt_28 October 26, 2006

dry hander 

When someone uses the bathroom and afterwards, does not wash their hands. First said by Mike.

Bill is a dry hander, do not to shake his hand.

dry hander by Jack Mammosser March 15, 2008