Drunker than Satan 

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.

"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"

Drunker than Satan by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009

Drunker than thou 

Excessive pride in one's drunkenness. The need to prove that one is in a superior state of inebriation than others.

Person 1: "AH im like blackout drunk right now!"
Person 2: "We're all having a good time, no need to act drunker than thou."

Drunker than thou by princeofpersiaaaaaa November 5, 2011

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Drunker than 10 indians 

A euphamism used mostly in the upper midwest, to signify one who is really really drunk, possibly close to passing out. Plays on the fact native americans do not hold their liquor well.

Last night in Sturgis I got drunker than 10 Indians.

Drunker than 10 indians by the_fudge January 16, 2009

Drunker than a box of shit 

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

Drunker than a box of shit by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

drunker than a funker by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

drunker than a lohan 

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

drunker than a lohan by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020