Drunkilingus

The performing of cunnilingus while drunk. The overwhelming desire to lick pussy when buzzed. The only time a woman will turn down oral sex is when it’s drunkilingus.

I had a good beer buzz going when I tried to perform drunkilingus on my wife’s vagina.

Drunkilingus by Dancerooster September 28, 2021

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drunksitting

The act of looking after a friend who after a long night of drinking has regressed back to an approximate mental age of five. This can include taking away their phone to keep them from making calls/texts they will regret, keeping them from going to more parties/drinking more, giving them food to eat/feeding them, making sure they don't choke on their own vomit if they throw up.

Tanner: *has been drinking vodka all night* I'm going to another mixer!
Anne: Like hell you are!

Cami: You need to go to your room and sober up.

*Anne and Cami then take Tanners shoes and cellphone to keep him from going to the party, and bribe him with Moo Shu and Metalocalypse to ensure that he stays in for the night. *

the above is a perfect example of drunksitting

drunksitting by annesquared December 6, 2010