drunk mike 

one who sucks dick for coke.

look at that drunk mike sucking dick for coke.

drunk mike by hans September 20, 2004

Drunk Mike 

one who pwns
one who drinks a lot of beer
one who pwns while drinking beer

see also: smoke

Drunk Mike pwns Ian and Johan a lot when they play Halo.

Drunk Mike by Mike Bowden March 30, 2004

Drunk Mike 

one who gets pwned repeatedly up the butt
one who gets latched 80 times in a match by groober and whines about it

man, groober won? he must have been playing with a bunch of drunk mike's

Drunk Mike by Pwn April 7, 2004

Drink Drugin Mike 

A guy who hangs around the local bar driving girls drinks.

SKÖL Bro: man my SKÖL Ho was sick as fuck when we got home from the bar.

Vidar: sounds like she ran into a Drink Drugin Mike.

Drink Drugin Mike by TOTEMIR January 7, 2022

Mikey Drunk 

Taking 2 shots and being completely wasted, while having spaz attacks.

Dude I'm so Mikey Drunk that it comes in waves from my shoulders to my face and its punching me in my eyeballs

Mikey Drunk by Mogar193 June 8, 2011

DrunkMikey 

Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.

He’s such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.

DrunkMikey by RogueX September 22, 2023