drunk funk 

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.

Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.

drunk funk by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010

drunk funk 

Drinking so much to avoid depression that you get depressed about how much you're drinking.

Ever since that 1st adoption class they make you take, I've been in a drunk funk

drunk funk by JimHolt April 8, 2017

drunk funk 

to crap on yourself when you're totally wasted

She was so wasted, she got drunk funk all over herself.

drunk funk by Johnson3391 December 20, 2006

Drunk in the funk 

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

Drunk in the funk by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016

Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk 

A male who drinks heavily every single night and yet refuses to let that shortcoming interfere with his job; his ability to earn a living. He goes to work everyday "hungover", and still manages to fool everyone and does his job... i.e. He remains functional. Almost, but not quite a "drink face", He always makes sure every night that he never drinks so much so that he is unable to perform his moneymaking duties. He know's his problem. He wishes it wasn't so, but his alcoholic nature doesnt allow him to stop drinking. He wishes it wasn't a factor in his life. He knows that being too hungover to be able to perform at a level that is at the very least AVERAGE in order to maintain his job is unacceptable. He drinks more than you. He doesn't just have 'a few' beers. He drinks somewhere in the amount of a FIFTH of whiskey and a 12-pack of Bud: (1 fifth of whiskey: at least 86 PROOF; plus 6 to 12, 12oz cans of beer : 5 PROOF.) He drinks because he is severely unhappy with the way his life has turned out; (He isnt what his mother always hoped he would be) not to mention the fact that every single one of his previous female relationships have always failed, despite his best hopes... When he starts drinking at a party, he starts doing stupid shit. Never align youself with this guy.

THE FUNK-SHUN-NING Drunk is the guy at the party that everyone knows they need to pay attention too throughout the night because HE WILL eventually get so drunk in an attempt to forget his own problems, that not only will the police be called, but he could drag others down with himself. He's a true drinker.

Pauley just showed up with 3 cases of cheap beer. Stay away from him when he starts gettin' stupid. He has his problems... dont let him pull you down too. He will drink you under the table and eventually behind bars. You dont want be like this guy, he calls himself a "Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk", But we call him a "Loser."

Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk by LiverSuicide March 13, 2008

funk drun

1. The state of being so drunk where you refer to yourself as a "funk drun" instead of fun drunk like you intended.

Person 1: Angela was so drunk she called herself a funk drun and everyone laughed, like this, "Hahahehahahahe. Oh! Hahaha."

Person 2: You're terrible at telling stories. Why are you so weird, person 1?

funk drun by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) September 19, 2012

Funk & Dunk

A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.

"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."

Funk & Dunk by Jeff To the K August 22, 2011