Originally created by untalented roahdies who wanted to hang out with musicians. these instruments are vital tools for brainless guys to steal there girlfriends back after a guitarist steals them.
John: "If I hit these drums, they make a load noise."
Paul: "Very good John have a lollipop"
John: "But I wanna balloon."
Paul: "But John your thirty six."
Paul: "Very good John have a lollipop"
John: "But I wanna balloon."
Paul: "But John your thirty six."
by afro joe April 18, 2005
Oh no you didn't just ask me to drive you to a mall three hours away so you can buy four new pairs of Jordans, a Wii, an iPhone, a gold rope with a Jesus piece the size of my head and a different pair of Under Armor for every day of the week then tell me "...but I can't give you any gas money 'cause I'm broke"!
Are you nuts? DRUMS, holmes! Take that garbage explanation to the next chick.
Are you nuts? DRUMS, holmes! Take that garbage explanation to the next chick.
by yallahyallah February 7, 2008
That nigga got a drum on that Kak-47
by Chi-Chi January 29, 2004
by Nina February 29, 2004
Drums are an articulated instrument of AWESOME PROPORTIONS. In a nutshell, drums are most commonly made from wooden or metallic shells, with head stretched over the tops and, usually but not always, bottoms. Cymbals are an included part of a typical drum kit, they're almost always metal of one sort or another :)
Drums require more detailed tuning than guitars, basses - pretty much all instruments bar pianos.
Drums are an unbelievable amount more difficult to play than typical "musicians" take them to be =D, because there are thousands more techniques to learn, study and master, so you know ...
Drums are also an aesthetic attraction to women - male drummers are to girls what girl bassists are to guys. SWEEEEET
Although! if you're in the gig to pose, sod off. Hah.
Drums (and thus percussion in general) are an instrument that, unlike the trumpet or piano, can be transfered seamlessly to any genre of music.
And drummers are the most modest of musicians :P real ones, anyway. I'm not explaining it, just accept it.
Drums require more detailed tuning than guitars, basses - pretty much all instruments bar pianos.
Drums are an unbelievable amount more difficult to play than typical "musicians" take them to be =D, because there are thousands more techniques to learn, study and master, so you know ...
Drums are also an aesthetic attraction to women - male drummers are to girls what girl bassists are to guys. SWEEEEET
Although! if you're in the gig to pose, sod off. Hah.
Drums (and thus percussion in general) are an instrument that, unlike the trumpet or piano, can be transfered seamlessly to any genre of music.
And drummers are the most modest of musicians :P real ones, anyway. I'm not explaining it, just accept it.
Hey, I play drums for a laidback jazz group in nice bars and clubs :)
... Wait, weren't you wearing your clothes a second ago?
No, wait! no, that's uh ... that's, not a drumstick.
... Wait, weren't you wearing your clothes a second ago?
No, wait! no, that's uh ... that's, not a drumstick.
by Jazzdrummer25 June 24, 2009
1.The act of your balls bouncing around in your shorts/pants making a percussion like sound. 2. The act of your balls beating against a drum kit.
1. Dude, I was running earlier and this chick totally caught me drumming!
2. See Will Ferrel Stepbrothers.
2. See Will Ferrel Stepbrothers.
by NAUJ J June 14, 2011