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Drunktified 

To be justified in nonsensical, scandalous, or criminal behavior due to the innate propensity to get shit faced.
I was drunktified in shitting on the neighbors lawn and knocking on their door during the party last night.

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.
Jordan is so drunkified right now.
Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013
i.e. drunk; excessively intoxicated by alcohol to a point where the word "drunk" does not suffice, or the subject is simply too inebriated to be able to remember a suitable word.
Man! I got so drinkied last night, this morning I woke up with like six UDI's!

I'm effing drinkied! - and example of a drunk facebook message.
drinkied by Jordan Keiths March 14, 2008

dankified 

The state of being extremely high after using very "dank" or potent marijuana. Can be described as "on a whole new level"
yo man im dankified

yeahh dog that kush was bangin!
dankified by croxbox March 22, 2011

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.
Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.
donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Driplified

Reaching a certain level of drip that only a handful of individuals have been capable of reaching.
Bob:that guy right there is radlishis
Sera:no, he’s swagtastic
Chiboy:I’m neither of those u bafoons, I’m…driplified
Driplified by Chillyboy April 17, 2022