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Air Drumming 

The act of playing the drums without actually having a drum set or sticks.
I got awesome air drumming skills yo!
Air Drumming by PineappleDouche February 8, 2008

air drumming 

Similar to air guitar, air drumming is when one pretends to play the drums as if they are holding sticks and have a drum kit in front of them when in fact, they do not.
Look at Jim... he's totally air drumming to his iPod.
air drumming by ska-douche January 2, 2010

Global dimming 

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes
p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming
Global dimming by koutsu August 20, 2012

Flump Drumming 

Using your flaccid penis to drum on any area of a partners face.
Eg. Cheek, nose, forehead
Fancy some flump drumming
Flump Drumming by Jiffster June 20, 2019

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.
Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

car drumming 

When, while listenning to a song in your car, you just can't help playing drums on the dashboard, steering wheel and any part of the car you can reach.
- Damn, I had a stupid car accident yesterday. I left the road on a straight line.
- How dit it happen ?
- I was car drumming...
- Oh, that's too bad dude. Next time turn off the radio.
car drumming by TheGyem September 2, 2011