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1. Persistent postcoital wood. 1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?
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Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up. When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.
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a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
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n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks. 2) sexual tumesence. Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?
Ahhh. No. Not really. |
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drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd') n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances. Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.
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The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill. John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them. John: Gotta be driftwood. Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again |
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getting an erection while in a pool. I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.
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When a penis is only halfway erect i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.
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