drice 

When you've bought any amount of weed, also known as marijuana, hash, cannabis (both sativa and indica), reefer, doobie, and all manner of slang terms, the first thing you must do is go for a drice, the act of applying flame to the bud and inhaling the beautiful THC filled smoke.

Dude I just bought an eighth of the finest chronic we have got to get a drice on the go

drice by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009

Drice

When your texting your ex about hooking up and he can’t spell drive

‘How long will it take you to drice here’

‘Drice’
‘Fuck’

Drice by shmoopydumbo January 17, 2026

Drice

When you’re texting your ex about hooking up and he can’t spell drive

‘How long will it take you to drice here’
‘Drice’
‘Drice’

‘Fuck’

Drice by shmoopydumbo January 17, 2026

Ducking Drice 

A saying a confused girl in Chesapeake says when she is hangry.

She was ducking drice she couldn't get nuggets from McDonald's

Ducking Drice by LexLovesMe February 9, 2022

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

Van Driessen 

The sensitive, much-beleaguered, long-haired school teacher from Beavis and Butthead. His efforts to seamlessly integrate a hippie sensibility while taking on the role of the modern school teacher/authority figure could often lead to interesting consequences.

Mr. Van Driessen, as his students called him, sometimes tried to inspire them and enrich their learning experience through the use of song, which often seemed to lead him into some kind of trouble. He wrote such campfire tunes as "Men Have Feelings, Too" and "Touch a Mountain".

During one field trip, the students were becoming restless during the bus ride so he decided to calm them down with a performance of the second song mentioned, which became sadly prophetic as the bus driver made a, shall we say, confidently sudden stop and Mr. Van Driessen and his guitar were thrown mid-song through the windshield of the school bus and down a treacherous cliff.

He was later recovered by medics and brought up by helicopter although unfortunately not escaping many cuts and bruises brought on from the 100 ft+ descent.

Mr. Van Driessen asked the students to sit in a circle in a group exercise to help them to appreciate and respect each other's feelings.

Van Driessen by Eponymous Bosch November 14, 2004

Dice Goblin 

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.

Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.

Dice Goblin by The Goom January 31, 2020