Signs of a dramacow: Tears, tantrums, screaming matches, break-ups, estrangement, polarization, and, of course, drama.
Girl 2: I know, she is SUCH a dramacow! Can you believe she posted their convo on facebook?
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa and Dan's breakup? How could she do that to him?
Girl 1: What are you talking about?! He's the one who cheated on her with her best friend! You should be feeling sorry for her!
Guy 1: Hang on, wait. I really don't want to end up taking sides. Let's just forget the dramacows and get ice cream.