Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

Downgraded 

Downgraded is when you had a great girl and then u downgraded and started dating a girl that wasn't as good as your last one

You had me but you DOWNGRADED to her

Downgraded by Boomerang February 8, 2017

Daniel downgraded 

Someone who one might immediately become attached to and think about 24/7.

Person A: I can't wait to get home and obsess over Daniel downgraded.
Person B: Yeah! Daniel downgraded gives my life meaning

Daniel downgraded by j4w5 May 20, 2021

Doctarded 

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

Doctarded by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

Downtard

1. A person of very low wits

or

2. A person who looks incredibly dumb

or

3. A combination of both 1 and 2

"Why did Bob climb in the bailer? God damn he is a downtard!"

"Did you see Elliot drop his lunch tray today? I swear, I have never seen a bigger downtard."

Downtard by Gary October 6, 2004

downtardistic 

A completely and utter fool. A mix between down-syndrome, autism and being a retard.

Guy #1: eurrhghgh im gonna pull this fire alarm
Guy #2: Omg you're actually fucking downtardistic

downtardistic by Hey whats up guys its scarce April 3, 2017

Downtard

The name commonly given to ones friends/mates who proudly display the Qualities found in unfortunate souls who suffer from "down Syndrome" & their "Mentally Retarded" counterparts.

This term in no way insults the individuals who genuinely suffer from these conditions but is however generally directed at those who have no excuse for their lack in co-ordination & mental abilities.

Likely candidates for wearing this name can be discovered by observing ones friends/mates & watching/waiting until an opportunity presents itself.

These opportunities may be found on the sporting field, in the academic arena, walking down the street, or even when simply eating a meal.

A "downtarding" event is not easily missed as it is usually followed by fits of laughter directed at the offender or the feeling of wanting to injure the prospective "downtard".

If you are wishing to brand one of your friends/mates & are unable to find any solid basis for the naming of a "downtard", A temporary branding can be authorised even tho sufficient evidence cannot be supplied. This will give u a sense of achievement during your hunting, & will likely cause ur friend to contemplate lifes most haunting question... "am I a downtard?"

Example not required, Downtards don't hide themselves u'll know.
Follow your instincts...

Downtard by J... April 12, 2006