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Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen

The act of doing something incredibly dumb but succeeding in the end.
1: "You think I can fall down onto the pile trashbags and not die from this height?"

2: "I don't know man, I'm taking the safe route"

*1 proceeds to jump from a 80 meter high radio antenna onto a pile of trashbags and survive*

2: "1 tut grad einfach Döner ohne Zwiebel bestellen"

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.
Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.
doner kebab by A-Ha May 19, 2007
Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.
‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree
Dower by J_Charles January 17, 2015

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger
Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!
doner kebab by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023
1. Turkish street food similar to a gyro found all over Germany, France, and Italy, which usually contains meat shavings from a giant rotisserie along with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and special dressings wrapped up in a thick pita.

2. The sensation that occurs when one discovers a döner after starving for many days in Europe due to overpriced tourist food. This sensation usually leads to an erection for males and is thus a portmanteau of boner and döner.
1. Oh my god, I could go for a döner right now.

2. I think I just got a döner.
döner by Zebulon Pike September 3, 2008

Berke Döner 

Berke Döner, the hottest man in the world and EVERYONE knows he is hot. When you see him naked you will feint 100%. His dick is so big that you cant even see it from your eye sight. But he is a funny and a nice guy, you cant hate him he is Berke.
Omg you look pretty today like Berke Döner
Berke Döner by Anita kok October 9, 2021