douschemuffin 

Someone who is retarded, a complete and total douschebag.

Sparky is the biggest douschemuffin at El Toro high school.

douschemuffin by fags'r'us December 11, 2004

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

douchemuffin by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

douchemuffin by fagh8er December 11, 2004

douchmuffin 

Like a douchbag except worse....more insulting....

Dude....you're a fucking douchmuffin!

douchmuffin by Jorygw January 2, 2009

DoucheMuffin

his names greg.
and hes a douchemuffin.

henryetta; who tha fuck is that yo

joseph; thats greg

henryetta; oh hes a total douchemuffin FOR SURE.

DoucheMuffin by henryettaIMAGIRL August 7, 2009