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douchegirl 

A highly parents-subsidised pretentious paris-hilton-girl with a constant need for attention, negative or positive. The easiest way to get attention for her is to play guys by acting as if she was super-interested in them, while in fact just looking for attention. She is unable to maintain a healthy relationship to the opposite sex, constantly chasing for new guys to mess with and will never stop teasing them. When going out she dresses in a slutty way to maximise the level of attention she gets, trying to attract guys to sexploit or to play with. She tries to lower her victims self-esteem by constant negging and showing off to make her feel better about herself.

She wears expensive cloths/bags/sunglasses/etc, defines herself by other’s material possessions and by the people she got to know during her attention-whore adventures. Though materially well-equipped by birth, she tries to be even "better" than she really is, e.g. by pretending to live in cool cities like London, though this is not true in reality.
Douchegirls should be avoided at all costs by any guy as they just live to try to fuck them over for attention. They pretend to be the happiest girls on the planet, while in fact being among the most empty people on the planet. They tend to be of average intelligence, trying to appear smart in an equally pretentious way as they behave in other parts of their lives. Never get impressed by a douchegirl, as there is nothing behind her ego but emptiness and hot air.
Tall blonde girl neglected by her parents, chasing after guys in clubs.

Typical douchegirl blabla:

To guy: "Say hi to another guy's name for me"
To anyone: -"I had gadget, e.g. blackberry before it was cool"
-"I am friends with all the guys"
-"Most of my friends are guys"
To show off how exclusive she is: "I crashed a guy's Posche Cayenne Turbo S cause I was wearing heels."
To emasculate a guy not acting 100% tough: "Wanna cry?" or "guy's name is quite useless" or any other neg
Complaining: "All the guys are hitting on me" wearing a skirt which could be confused for a belt
douchegirl by formonkeys January 12, 2011
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Douchebilly

A combination of a douchebag and a hillbilly. Not just a douchebag and not just a hillbilly but both! A Douchebilly!
My ex-husband is a real douchebilly
Douchebilly by muleymomma February 2, 2010

doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.
That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.
doucheclip by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).
Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.
douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchebility 

When an act of douchbaggery is committed with such grandeur as to give the illusion of possessing an exceptional talent.
Spencer Pratt's douchebility is so extraordinary he has become a household name.

douchebapper 

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him
douchebapper by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022

Douchedick

Plural: Douchedicks
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked

1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman

2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.

Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.

2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.

Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Douchedick by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017