douchetination

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.

douchetination by anipalcraig April 30, 2011

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douchetination

A locale or establishment frequented by douchebags.

Joe slicked back his hair, put on his biggest gold chain and his fanciest Zubas, hopped in his Escalade, cranked up some Eddie Money and headed for his favorite douchetination, Hooters.

douchetination by a lawyer but not a douche November 21, 2010

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douchestination

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.

"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."

douchestination by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012

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douchetenation wedding

A wedding held in a foreign location by 2 selfish douchebags who expect their friends to either pay the travel costs and everything else included in being a guest/participant, or miss the wedding.

Kylie and Josh are having a douchetenation wedding in Greece, but I actually have to pay rent/car payment/eat, so I can’t make it...their Insta feeds will look good though🙄

douchetenation wedding by Princess Kiki June 29, 2018

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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