douchecock

A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards.

Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!!
90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards

by DOUCHECOCKSLAYER July 29, 2005

douchecock

a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life.

1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock.
3. Did u just say douchecock?!?

by yo motha March 05, 2005

douchecock

A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss.

Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.

by quenossy October 13, 2008

douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

by Mizark Dizark December 07, 2006

Douchecock

Someone who is so much of a douche and a cock, that the word had to be combined in order to save time.

Schindig is a douchecock

by Toasttyyy November 05, 2014

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy October 19, 2008

Douchecock

The highest form of douchebachery.

An upgraded insult of the simplistic and overused term douchbag.

Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?

Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock.

by The dude from another dude December 02, 2010