one that wholly encompasses the art of being a douchebag.
one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
one that is so well versed in being a douchebag that he must not have only received formal training from a tenured douchebag, but he is fully qualified to pass on his douchebaggery to those qualified candidates such as the dude with massive crunchy hair product and a rhinestone skull buckle rolling into the club 5 guys deep trying to recruit hot chicks from the line to get in.
douchebag: "yo, check out my mystic, bra" (flexes man boobs one at a time in a rhythmic douchebag dance)
non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
non douchebag: "lose the ed hardy v-neck, find a woven, unbutton no more than two, & kill the sparkle buckle. dude your douchebaggery meter is blowin' up! take it down a notch"
by Fenix Rizing February 16, 2010
by Vandalism November 26, 2009
by ak67 January 21, 2009
Mitchell picked out and ate all the fucking sausage in the sausage and vegetable mix... Leaving only vegetables. A complete act of douchebaggery!
by @rustyshackleford February 17, 2015
by miller2112 May 25, 2009
1) n. The condition in which one acts like a douchebag.
2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.
3) n. An unfair situation.
2) n. An event or situation that is unpleasant that could have been avoided.
3) n. An unfair situation.
1) Dude: Man, Joe's an asshole.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.
2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?
3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
Bro: Yea. Fuck him and his douchebaggery.
2) Dude: Sorry man, but I wrecked your car.
Bro: What kind of douchebaggery is this?
3) Dude: Man, my girlfriend's making me do her dirty laundry for the rest of the semester since I sneezed on her notes.
Bro: I thought the air had a hint of douchebaggery.
by sYnOnyMousanOnyMous January 22, 2009
The acts and deeds of a douche bag
by Theo Sawrus November 15, 2010