Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009
One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 7, 2005
That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan April 20, 2008
by M.C.Falagan May 5, 2005
A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.
by Rachel McPaisley August 25, 2008