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1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"
Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!
by Zero The Hero June 09, 2005
A douche of tremendous proportions.
Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit
by toastboy55 July 31, 2006