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Douche Walker 

A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.
"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"

(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
Douche Walker by elasticity April 12, 2009
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Douchewankoff

General idiot who a person has total contempt for.

Pronounced:- Do-schwank-off.
Douchewankoff
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
Douchewankoff by caspersballs February 13, 2010

douchewank 

The mix of a douchebag and a jack off ( or a wank off); a jerk or dick
I’m not trying to be a douchewank but…
You’re a big douchewank…
douchewank by Lorlormfye June 13, 2021

douchewanker 

an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.
guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker
douchewanker by the lord king February 22, 2011

douchewall 

douchewall.
douchewall by va jaja February 7, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026