1 definition by caspersballs

Top Definition
General idiot who a person has total contempt for.

Pronounced:- Do-schwank-off.
Douchewankoff
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
by caspersballs February 13, 2010

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