douche pool 

a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.

Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!

douche pool by V.F Chunk October 17, 2010

douchetool 

The very rare merging of the commonly known douche and the largest known tool to man.

Signs that someone you know is a douchetool include:

They sporadically engage in random Tourette-like fist pumping.
They claim that they get many women when in fact they do not.
They proceed to change their facebook name to something that is different than their real name.
They are commonly known to flake on you if your not out on the lake because of their weird lake fetish.

Rony "Swisshouse" - Yo Swizzham check out mah facebook name!

Ashik "Swizzham" - Hell ya, let's fist pump to that Swishy Sweezy Swizz baby

Swizz Beatz - Fucking douchetools

douchetool by thedouchetoolresistanceforce May 25, 2010

douchetoolbag

A douchetoolbag is a person who is so douchey and such a tool bag that words can not describe them. Not even the word "douchetoolbag" gives them justice. Activities may consist of

1 : Uploading shirtless pictures from the gym to facebook on a bi-hourly basis

2:People who constantly post pictures to social networks either planking, owling, making fish lips or duck face. aka "eating invisible spaghetti"

3: constantly eating power bars, drinking a protein shakes and drinking smart water

"Those guys from Jersey Shore that all dress alike and have their hair cut at the place are some real douchetoolbags"

douchetoolbag by urbanattitude July 23, 2012

douchetool 

when one won't suffice or a guy just deserves both, its easier to combine than waste your breath to say both.

That guy broke up with her but still stalks her, what a douchetool!!

douchetool by WouldYouLikeMeToKickYourAss? December 29, 2009

Douchepoodle 

An outstanding example of a fuckwit.

The person who keyed my car is a total douchepoodle.

Douchepoodle by RaunchyPumpkins February 20, 2017

Douchetool 

Somebody who is a tool, and a douchebag.

Derek is a douchetool.

Douchetool by PoopyMath February 4, 2010

Douchetool 

A person, generally a man, characterized by bad hair, trendy tattoos, and earrings; usually smells strongly of both body spray and alcohol.

Moronic, unemployed loser.
Said person is both a "Douche" and a "Tool."

douchetool douche tool douchebag

Douchetool by lisalisadep October 28, 2009