When a man ejaculates and has a poo at the same time.
It is scientifically proven that passing faeces is pleasurable, imagine intensifying that a hundred fold by spumming your muck at the exact same second in time.
took that bird into the nightclub bog for a blow job, I was sat on the bog while she sucked me off, I was so pished that I actually pood myself as I came. It was a eureka moment, like discovering gravity. Once you have a Double Delight , normal sexwill never quite be the same...
A dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. Simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. Same time. Same bowl. Afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.
Double Sided Delight is a desert or breakfast item that can be made for someone who really wants something sweet if you have no sweets in the house.
It is made by taking a piece of bread, spreading butter on one side, spreading peanut butter on the other side, and dripping on Maple syrup before sprinkling on a small amount of sugar.
Have you tried double Sided Delight? It’s really good for when you want sweets but don’t have the cash.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.