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double double felch 

To penetrate twice in the asshole, then ejaculate into the asshole, then use two swift sucks to retrieve all seminal fluid and anal discharge. Not a move for novice felchers.

Double Feltching 

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.
Double Feltching by wizz nuts March 15, 2011

Double Felchman

A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.
I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026