Skip to main content
Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.
Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.
Dorkistan by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Darkstrand 

A strange Tribes 2 player best known for his accurate chaingun and curious personality. Darkstrand is very often the subject of cheating accusations.

Darkstrand's personality, while sometimes likeable, is delusional and contradictory with little footing in reality. He can, in may respects, be likened to Ignatius J. Reilly from the novel "A Condederacy of Dunces".
Person One: Hey Darkstrand how did you know I was coming over that hill when I was cloaked!?!

Darkstrand: LOL I turned that cloaker into a croaker! By accusing me of cheating you reveal one of the most basic flaws of the human condition. I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
Darkstrand by t2KryandArturo April 13, 2009

Durkistan 

Sovereign nation that was settled in November 2005 and declared independence from all governing bodies of the world in the summer of 2009. The unforgiving terrain of this rugged, mountainous, and barbed-wired utopia is feverishly patrolled by the New Sons of Liberty, a rabid all-weather attack militia. Formerly part of West Virginia, Durkistan is now landlocked by West Virginia and the envious Kingdom of Ken.The BOHC is the command center and site of logistics and operations for Durkistan. Durkistans elaborate defensive fortifications and heavy armaments make it the most impenetrable border of any nation built by man.
We stayed at Durkistan for the weekend it was pleasant and relaxing
Durkistan by BOHC December 19, 2009

dorkestra 

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.
P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.
dorkestra by Yonnie December 8, 2004

dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.
Dorkestra pride, baby!
dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

Dorkestra 

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)
P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.
Dorkestra by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009