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Dorkelfie 

Literally a selfie taken by someone who is a dork. The ultimate destination for these pictures is social media and the people who take them are usually insecure, self-obsessed, self-aggrandising sad acts with no real friends. Oh dear! I think I may just have described a significant proportion of Facebook users.
From one perspective, any selfie is a dorkelfie.
Dorkelfie by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015
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when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely
Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!
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dorkenstenian 

Of or relating to dorkenstein. Often incredibly dorky people, things, actions, or ideas.
Man, that song is downright dorkenstenian!
dorkenstenian by Bob882 October 1, 2004
Get out of my fucking swamp, Donkeh
Shrek and Donkeh are a dynamic duo
Gathering of hand selected family and friends to eat/drink and talk about intellectual ideas and movements.

Being part of a Doreh is a privilege and has some political aspects to it as well.
The first Doreh will be at Leo’s and Argin’s house on January 26, 2019.
Doreh by Innovators Quest February 21, 2019
n.

1. Sing
2. A person who is a female version of a Dork.

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dorki·ness n.
dorky adj.
Sing is a Dorkess.
dorkess by Brian November 6, 2003

Dorkel Snorkel 

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.

Dorkel Snorkel by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006