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dorestoned

A word used to describe the illegal ravers in the quaint little village of Dorestone in Herefordshire, typically from outside of Herefordshire. These young twockers usually end up getting lost before they get to their destination in some boring field and wind up the locals with their racing and blatant disregard for the locals, waking up the entire fucking valley and leaving a load of rubbish.
These dorestoned folk are really winding me up!
dorestoned by Mike Oxlong :) April 4, 2021
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dorkestra 

The word some call orchestra, when they are jealous and need some way to let out their pent-up rage at not having musical talent.

Or to make fun of orchestra people.
P1:Haha! You're in DORKestra.
P2:HAHA you're a moron.
dorkestra by Yonnie December 8, 2004
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dorkestra 

A combination of the words dork and orchestra. Primarily used only in secondary schools.

1) Used as an insult by people who cannot play an instrument, directed at a member of an Orchestra - usually at school.

2) Used as an affirmation of solidarity by the accomplished musicians inside an orchestra.
Dorkestra pride, baby!
dorkestra by BaanGaan September 1, 2005

Dorkestra 

a title given to an orchestra member in a face off for the "top spot" between orchestra (dorkestra) and band (band geeks)
P1: band is so much better than Dorkestra!
P2: well I wouldn't want to be a Band Geek.
P1: Well, us Band Geeks win anyway so there.
P2: Nope. I'm pretty sure Dorkestra wins.
Dorkestra by picc_0_lo April 9, 2009

Dormestic Violence 

Almost like domestic violence,except for within the confines of a dorm room. And instead of between family, between roommates.
"why did Allen drop out of college?"
"He was a victim of dormestic violence so he had to get out of there"
Dormestic Violence by heehee4321 February 9, 2010
Your the Dorkest person I know.
dorkest by HiGive January 11, 2014

dorkestra 

1. A musical ensemble (usu. of the classical music genre) comprised of stereotypical dorks, geeks, and nerds.

2. A place where such individuals (dorks, geeks, or nerds) hypothetically "belong."
"Send her to a dorkestra with those new glasses."
dorkestra by Urbansapien February 10, 2010