Douche Noob 

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

Douche Noob by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

Noob tube douche 

Any douchebag that uses the grenade launcher as an attachment to assault guns in COD 4 modern warfare. This weapon shows off the douchebaggery and lack of any skill what so ever.

Dude get some skills and stop using that bullshit, you noob tube douche.

Noob tube douche by whiskey13 January 23, 2009

douchenoob 

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

douchenoob by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011

Douchenoob 

Can be used to describe anything dumb or annoying: a person, situation, idea, or object for example.

- That guy at work is a total douchenoob.

- My douchenoob car stopped working yesterday.

Douchenoob by f4ng5 July 15, 2014