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dooshcake by Alex&Peter October 29, 2007
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Dooshkey
Said of someone acting so obnoxiously stupid that one might describe him/her as both a 'Douche Bag' as well as a Donkey.
The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey
The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey
Dooshkey by Mary-Basil November 15, 2013
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dooshcake • Doishcake • Dooscasexual • Dooshbagery • Doofcake • Doorshaker • dooshcano • Dooshkey • doosmackey • douchcake
doosmackey
doosmackey by smackeys June 30, 2009
dooshbagery
Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.
Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"
JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"
Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"
JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"
JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"
Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"
JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"
dooshbagery by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009
dooshcano
Doorshaker
A person who walks up to a business before (or after) hours where the business hours are clearly displayed and proceeds to grab the handle and attempt to open the door forcefully.
Doorshaker by Jcbfire13 January 24, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.