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makes my dookie twinkle 

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"
Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas
makes my dookie twinkle by billet January 12, 2009

dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.

dookiewinkle 

The glimmer of greatness in a whole pile of shit.
“Her whole family is ignorant AF.”
“Yeah, but Kelley’s got that scholarship to Stanford.”
“She’s the dookiewinkle alright.”

“Dude, Luke Skywalker was totally the dookiewinkle of Tatooine.”
dookiewinkle by jmorganb March 5, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026