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Schlong Doggled 

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.
That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...
Schlong Doggled by bobondeez February 23, 2013
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To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.
I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.
doodled by im2kool4skool May 4, 2009

doggledick 

When one has excessive hair on and around the penis. This includes hair on the shaft of the penis.
So I was getting relly intimate with this guy last night, and when I pulled down his pants, all I could see was hair everywhere. He had a doggledick!
doggledick by platypus72 October 9, 2009

Doodledude 

a cool,hip,cute,doodley way to say a friend or someone you might find cute and you want them to think your cute
Mike: Hey doodledude(s)!!!!!
janet: Hey cutiepants!
Doodledude by miguel fernando June 28, 2008

bopper doodled 

A particularly brutal form of industrial spit-roasting. The bopper is placed in the doggy style position with only his arms and shoulders secured in his coveralls. At this point one coworker doodles the bopper in from behind while the other coworker is satisfied orally. The free legs on the boppers coveralls are used to choke him into climax, auto erotic expulsion from the anus.
The man was bopper doodled all night.

Doodledict 

Someone who is addicted to playing the Doodle Jump game on the iphone? Victims reguarly suffer from twitchiness and concentration faces.
Danny: Jeez look at Paul. He's just twitching away on the sofa.

Stu: Man, hes such a Doodledict!!
Doodledict by st3wboy August 8, 2010