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1.
a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.
oh snaps, that steak sandwich I just ate is going to be a vicious doogan.
by Cod July 17, 2006
 
2.
A penis, male reproductive organ.
His doogan was hanging out of his pants at the restaurant.
by Rob-o October 07, 2005
 
3.
another word for crap.
whoa! look at that doogan alyssa left in the toilet.
by Megan Danae February 09, 2008
 
4.
A doogan is a fat joint or blunt.
who's down to puff this next doogan?

oh shit, not much, we were just smoking doogans all day.

doogan!
by VonDoogan December 15, 2009
 
5.
n - The act of discreetly enjoying an alcoholic beverage, usually liquor and soft drink, during daytime/working hours.
"I hate mondays."

"Wanna do a little doogans?"

"It's noon."

"Don't be a pussy Terrance, give me your Dr. Pepper."
by Cornwallis Jones January 08, 2009
 
6.
This versatile word would require an entire dictionary for itself to accurately describe all of its many meanings and uses.
"What up doogan?"
"Not much, just doogan' it."

"My doogan ate my homework."

"Suck my doogan, bitch!"

"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."

"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."
"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"

"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."

"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."
by Chris McCabe June 21, 2005
 
7.
A quiet cuckold who lets his missus suck any guys dick, as long as he's left alone to play playstation, playstation is all he has because his woman takes all his money to buy crack and condoms
Brendon is such a Doogan, I fucked his bitch so hard on his bed while he was playing playstation
by JimmyJazz September 01, 2013