a fat, dense, Jurassic piece of feces. Always sinks straight to the bottom and often leaves streaks on your toilet basin.
by Cod July 18, 2006
by Rob-o October 7, 2005
by VonDoogan December 15, 2009
This versatile word would require an entire dictionary for itself to accurately describe all of its many meanings and uses.
"What up doogan?"
"Not much, just doogan' it."
"My doogan ate my homework."
"Suck my doogan, bitch!"
"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."
"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."
"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"
"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."
"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."
"Not much, just doogan' it."
"My doogan ate my homework."
"Suck my doogan, bitch!"
"You're making a doogan out of a molehill."
"I just dropped a 15-inch doogan."
"What the doogan?! That can't be healthy!"
"I hope you're raped in public by a pack of savage doogans."
"Let's stop at Dunkin Doogans for a cup of joe."
by Chris McCabe June 22, 2005
The real definition of a 'doogan' is actually an elephant's vagina. Again, the vagina of an elephant is a doogan. Forget the rest of these definitions. Never forget this!
You're a doogan.
by jzdee July 11, 2008
to pull a doogan:
to expose yourself as a porn fan by accidently showing dirty images that you thought were a glitch when in fact they were just cached on your own computer.
to expose yourself as a porn fan by accidently showing dirty images that you thought were a glitch when in fact they were just cached on your own computer.
"OK, so I was trying to figure out where an apartment was in Chicago using Google Maps, and as I was dragging the map around I discovered some very interesting pics embedded in the map. Don't know how they got there or what was going on, but I was a bit surprised to say the least.
I swear these are absolutely legitimate screen shots." - doogan
I swear these are absolutely legitimate screen shots." - doogan
by sodyPop May 24, 2006
After you have bent over and drop trousers a doctor/politician might say, "Let me add a little doogan to this finger so it won't hurt so much.
by mudboots March 30, 2009