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doodoo momma

1.)hood chick
2.)a girl thats ghetto as hell
she is known for having on either or all of these items:
(not every once in a while but like always)

dc's
+big ass earings
+a whole rocawear, babyphat, enyce outfit..lol fxckin ugly
+longg ass acrylic nails
+fake ass jewlry
+bad tracks, braids or is baldheaded.."tacky"

=doodoo momma
doodoo momma by K.Y.S.bxtch April 21, 2009
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doo doo momma 

"You see that girl with the big ass bamboo earings? She a straight doo doo momma"
doo doo momma by str8 LA on em January 2, 2008

Doo Doo Mamma 

Any loud, ghetto girl with no class from the hood.

You know you're a doodoo mamma if:

1.you wear babyphat, applebottoms, rocawear etc

2.you think wearing a fake gold chain with your name on it is cute

3.you have multiple glitter graphics of things such as cherries, playboy bunnies and hearts on your myspace

4.people cover their ears when you talk to them cus you're too loud

5.you or your friends names are jaquita, takeesha, latika, or bodalilaquisha

6.you have lots of myspace pictures with the same pose; a pose consisting of you puffing your lips out, throwing up a peace sign and looking away from the camera

7.you let guys grab your booty

8.you get straight f's in school

9.you wear so much lipgloss that your lips look like you just ate a bucket of oily fried chicken

10.the only dance moves you know are jerkin', the lean wit it rock wit it and walk it out

11.your myspace name is something like Da QueEn B or dAt nUmba 1 giRl y@ diGg

12.you send texts written with random capitalization and lots of mispelled words.
Doo Doo Mamma #1: Im fit to buy me some Fubu jeans on friday for $3

Doo Doo Mamma #2: Damn girl, you lucky. I would go with you but i got to go to court to get that child support from my baby daddy Devonte
Doo Doo Mamma by bear15 May 20, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026