dogcock

a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick

heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .

dogcock by jimmy the genral January 6, 2007

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doorcock

Something that you said you were gonna look up for no reason

damn bro ima look up doorcock and see what happens

doorcock by anonymous January 3, 2022

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doomcock

The cock of doom

I have a massive doomcock

doomcock by Burgermonster58 January 1, 2023

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Doomcock

A big long cock that dooms you when you take it

I was terrified when I saw Frankie G’s big doomcock

Doomcock by Doomcockdaddy January 1, 2023

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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